Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday," and probably have a present for me She didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. " The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday" And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, 'Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. "Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children ,and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday...
And I was standing there, surprised and…… naked!!!
2007-01-11 16:25:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Naked mile..APie...haha..could only relate this to that show..lmao
2007-01-11 16:28:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My goodness thats why Husbands and wives shouldnt cheat cause they won't know whats going to happen someday to them.Hey at least he is in his birthday suit hahahahaha.If I was Janet I will let him dress up like a lady with pink g-string and boots on makeup and lipsticks.
2007-01-12 01:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by Zexyana 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! haha, that's funny! I would be embarressed though because then your wife now knows that you fell for one of her tricks. Basiclly if your wife wasn't their, you would've probably started having an affair. So I don't think I owuld be happy about my wife knowing about that! lol. But it was funny.
2007-01-12 00:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by Just Dixal™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. very funny! but embarrassing
2007-01-12 01:21:51 · answer #4 · answered by twinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-12 00:28:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta go p
2007-01-12 00:49:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can't believe you!! :( but funny
2007-01-12 00:28:47 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
painful!
2007-01-12 00:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by Foss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lol.
2007-01-12 00:34:24 · answer #9 · answered by Princess Peeps 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one!!
2007-01-12 00:29:39 · answer #10 · answered by Marty B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋