An old Arab gentleman lived close to London for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant vegetables in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant vegetables in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"
The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:
"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"
At 4pm the Army, MI 5 & 6 and the police visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.
A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.
"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your vegetables.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."
2007-01-11 16:14:33 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Whoa! Awesome! That's the only joke i laughed at today!
2007-01-11 16:52:26 · answer #1 · answered by Susy D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant young man.... Now, if he only can get the Army, MI 5 & 6 and the police to plant the garden.
2007-01-11 16:22:03 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahh! What a good son and clever, too! Guess the father and son have a loving relationship and really "dig" each other!
2007-01-11 16:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!!!!!!!!
10/10
2007-01-11 16:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was sweet since he couldn't come he made like there was something there just for it to get dug up so his father could plant his vegetables.
2007-01-11 16:19:32 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the son was thoughtful and clever...i haven't seen something like that very often
2007-01-11 18:11:24 · answer #6 · answered by blah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny and cynical too. just goes to show what the world has come to--no privacy.
2007-01-11 17:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by dijfojri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it!
2007-01-11 16:35:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You reap what you do sow !
2007-01-14 12:00:18 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! that son is smart!
2007-01-11 16:21:33 · answer #10 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋