Barb and a friend were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the two some teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
Barb rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"
To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
2007-01-11 16:12:08 · 9 answers · asked by blsmtfm1955 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I learned a long time ago to wear a CUP when I go golfing or when I go home to my wife.
BTW..."Barb" has many different meanings.(barbwire,barbed tail)
That is a Hell of a Funny joke Though !!!
2007-01-11 16:30:29 · answer #1 · answered by Scorpion.Blue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but when I was a young kid, my foot slipped off the pedal on my bicycle a few times, and I straddled the bar.. that can bring tears to your eyes, I tell you.
You DON'T even think of fingers or thumbs!!
2007-01-11 16:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so she gave him a hand job on the golf course? well that's another reason for more men to pick up the sport. Golfing with a happy ending. lol.
2007-01-11 16:26:32 · answer #3 · answered by lapyramid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn n i thought she got him a good one! EVERY guy needs a good kick once in a while! or, should i say, a painful BALL!
2007-01-11 16:16:56 · answer #4 · answered by angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THats funny!At least he admitted it wasn't his crotch! :)
2007-01-11 16:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious? That was too funny!!!
2007-01-11 16:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very GOOD!
2007-01-11 16:16:48 · answer #7 · answered by Jeff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-11 16:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2007-01-11 16:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋