So this man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns.
Impressed now, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er ahh, 50, I think." And the robot says... very slowly, "Soooooooo...............
ya gonna be a **** in yahoo answers again?
2007-01-11 16:01:31 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
fecking brilliant original & funny
2007-01-14 08:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the element about robots is they under no circumstances recognize even as to end. because the excellent Basil Fawlty once reported "too a lot of a good element always leaves one desiring a lot less." Or to placed it yet differently, i grow to be pleased with the first punchline. in case you wrote that your self, then i'm stimulated.
2016-10-30 21:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is ur IQ less than 50 hahhhh i answer UR personal question? be happy and get out of the barrrr
2007-01-11 16:18:17 · answer #3 · answered by X ODOS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man replies, "Er ahh, 50, I think." And the robot says... very slowly, "Soooooooo...............How long have you been Blond?
2007-01-11 16:09:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol
a woman is sat on a plane and a guy comes up to her and asks "do you want to have a deep intelligent conversation?" she says sure,but first she asks "why do cows and horses have different types of poo when they both eat grass?" he looks at her puzzled and says "i have no idea" to which she replys "how do you expect us to have a deep intelligent conversation when you dont know sh*t".
2007-01-11 16:05:38 · answer #5 · answered by emnie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
going great but wants a new punch line6/10
2007-01-11 19:29:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-11 16:06:15 · answer #7 · answered by john k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-12 06:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keiths ending was much better.
2007-01-11 16:58:34 · answer #9 · answered by Emery 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bbbuurrggeerrr......Kkkiinnngggg......
2007-01-11 16:09:41 · answer #10 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋