A man gets up one morning to find his wife in the kitchen cooking.
He leans over to see what she’s cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I’m doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she replied.
Completely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, I don’t remember asking her to cook my sock...
2007-01-11 15:56:58 · 35 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that took me a few minutes to work out.
very funny though!
2007-01-11 22:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol! i think he meant suck my ****. Lol that was funny. And i got a joke for u:
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong......
2007-01-11 16:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by Produh G 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Applause
2007-01-11 15:59:29 · answer #3 · answered by Adam 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a voyeur?
One of them snatches watches.
Uh oh, I have more . . .
2007-01-11 16:02:13 · answer #4 · answered by Freesumpin 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO....9/10
2007-01-11 16:00:33 · answer #5 · answered by steve 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL X 100%
that is a winner !
2007-01-11 20:06:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked that one
2007-01-11 16:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by cain_cash 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey i like that one that was hella good awsome man.
2007-01-11 16:02:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good
2007-01-11 17:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Heh, heh...sounds more like a blonde joke!!
2007-01-11 16:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by onecharliecat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋