SORRY IF IT OFFENDS..........
Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends
and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise
and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
2007-01-11 15:51:29 · 17 answers · asked by shaker 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sure to raise ire but I LIKE IT! Now about the warranty . . . .
2007-01-11 15:56:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-30 21:28:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG thats funny! I like that a lot.
2007-01-11 16:28:27 · answer #3 · answered by Lo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that husband is so much like a husband! Haha funni!
2007-01-11 16:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by Princess Peeps 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are right, sexist but VERY funny.
2007-01-11 16:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by mysticalviking 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one is hella good awsome man.
2007-01-11 15:58:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious
(im not a sexist so don';t hit me)
2007-01-11 15:57:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee
2007-01-11 16:07:34 · answer #8 · answered by livvie locke vampire princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good.
2007-01-11 15:57:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-01-11 15:56:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋