Mine...
Person 1: "What winks and f**ks like a tiger?"
Person 2: "I don't know"
Person 1: *winks*
2007-01-11 15:43:47 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
How much does a polar bear weigh?
-I don't know, how much?
Just enough to break the ice, Hi, my name is Matt, what's yours?
2007-01-11 15:50:11 · answer #1 · answered by Rob S. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Person 1 - did it hurt
Person 2 - What?
Person 1- when you fell from heaven
2007-01-11 23:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by unknown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Person a: Is your father a thief?
Person b: No why?
Person a: Bcoz i thought he robbed the stars from the sky n put dem in your eyes!!
2007-01-12 05:46:32 · answer #3 · answered by Dolly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You look like my second girlfriend, but ive only had one.
Do you have a map? Because im lost in your eyes.
Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
-WHY?
I need to know who to write the thank you card to.
2007-01-12 00:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by foffydabomb18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah that was a good one.
Well some guy approached me when i was pumping gas and was like...
"baby you need a man like myself doing that for you. Then maybe i can put my gas pump in you."
He noticed i was trying to find my mace in my purse and ran off.
2007-01-11 23:49:40 · answer #5 · answered by alkdjf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only to be used outdoors on a starry night....
*sigh* You know I was looking for the moon but only saw Uranus.(pronounced your anus)
2007-01-11 23:47:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi can i date u
2007-01-11 23:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by .. 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
my fav one is can i buy you a drink because im actually getting a free drink out of it,,, pretty simple and works like a charm.
2007-01-11 23:59:50 · answer #8 · answered by emnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me,I'm a bit lost,could you tell me the way to your place?
2007-01-12 00:08:26 · answer #9 · answered by pobbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever taken algebra
o you have
so whats the probability of me gettin head tonight
2007-01-11 23:47:34 · answer #10 · answered by ippowder182 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋