I heard someone tell their friend they were a few french fries short of a happy meal. I thought that was too cute! Or course the old ones like "not the sharpest tool in the shed" or the one about the crayon is always funny also. Care to share any?
2007-01-11 15:34:59 · 11 answers · asked by Skypride 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When you give someone a compliment and they say "tell me something I don't know," say "i was kidding."
2007-01-11 16:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by pinpinmoo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
shes as bright as a light in a power outage
thats gonna fly like a lead baloon
2007-01-12 00:03:14 · answer #2 · answered by i must be bored, im on Y answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers, big ears! Oh Oh wait I got a good one; Your about as sharp as a bowling ball!
2007-01-11 23:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by buccaneersden 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was madder than a dog foaming at the mouth.
She was lying like a rug.
2007-01-11 23:49:44 · answer #4 · answered by Caryn R 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok u tell this one to a guy. you're two olives short of a martini
2007-01-11 23:38:49 · answer #5 · answered by tiffers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you pass wind and someone says "phewwww that stinks"!!!,
You say, "What" did you get some on ya"
2007-01-11 23:52:40 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
on the warriors
warriors come out to playyy
2007-01-11 23:57:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your not the brightest star in the sky are ya.
2007-01-11 23:51:44 · answer #8 · answered by !!@!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are the people our parents warned us about.
2007-01-11 23:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by Rip 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whenever someone asks me "what's your point?", I answer sarcastically....."Sharper than yours!"
2007-01-12 00:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by onecharliecat 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋