What is the best thing to do when your dog has just chewed his way out through the screen door, your cat is waltzing in with a dead skunk in its mouth, your goldfish has miraculously just turned into a pirahna, and your car's wheels just fell off?
2007-01-11 15:22:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
see a psychiatrist?
i don't know but you probbly better bring your phone book- pda-cellphone-motercycle in off your deck. your lava pool might explode
2007-01-11 15:28:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write a country song!
2007-01-11 23:30:32 · answer #2 · answered by Lee W. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dance to Hellogoodbye and tell the nieghbors you've finally cracked!
2007-01-11 23:33:12 · answer #3 · answered by sara jo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go watch T.V.
2007-01-11 23:28:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crack open another Molson!
2007-01-12 00:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by onecharliecat 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get daddy's old 45 and think that it's a water gun and shoot myself with it...
2007-01-11 23:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by ajsavior 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sing!
2007-01-11 23:28:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋