2007-01-11 15:08:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Indian Humor - NM Style
A New Mexico State Trooper pulled over a van on I-25 about ten miles north of "The Pit". When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding the driver answered that he was a juggler and he was on his way to Sandia Casino to do a show that night and didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by the juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and that he didn't have anything to juggle. The trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his squad car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, an old pickup with expired plates pulled up behind the squad car. An Indian who was obviously intoxicated, staggered out and watched the performance briefly. He shook his head, went over to the squad car, opened the door and got in. The trooper observed the man doing this and went over to his squad car opened the back door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing?! The drunk replied...."Sha-Bro....might as well take me to jail....There's no way in hell I can pass THAT test!!!!"
2007-01-11 15:20:35 · answer #1 · answered by -->-->Funkster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
2007-01-11 16:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by blsmtfm1955 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Virginia said to Montana "Are you the h** who slept with my boyfriend?" Montana said "No, ask Maryland!" Maryland replied "No, it wasn't me neither!" Then a woman came out and said "I da h**!"(Idaho)
Krazy Libra
2007-01-11 15:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋