A mother told her daughter: 'If someone sexually harass you by touching your top part, you must shout 'DON'T!' and if he does it touching your low part you must shout 'STOP!''
Next day, the daughter came back crying home and told her mother she was sexually harassed. The mother was so angry and asked her why? 'What happened my baby?'
'It was terrible mother… sob… I was in the elevator when he came in… and there were two of us, then he touched my top so I shouted 'DON'T'' the girl cried out.
'That is good', the mother commented.
'Then he touch my bottom and I shouted again 'STOP!', the girl said wiping her tears.
'What happened… then did he try to touch you again?', the concerned mother asked.
'He then touched my top and bottom at the same time and I shouted at him 'DON'T STOP!''
2007-01-11 15:08:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do you take it so seriously? It's a JOKE people!!!
2007-01-11 15:14:09 · update #1
sorry pal...it was sort of predictable...I knew what the ending was half way threw the joke. I'll still give ya a 6/10 though.
2007-01-11 15:16:22 · answer #1 · answered by steve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 10
2007-01-11 15:11:45 · answer #2 · answered by Scott 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This joke is so wrong. But funny lol 8/10
2007-01-11 15:12:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I figured it out just by the first paragraph. I thought it was funny, I'll rate it as a 7.
2007-01-11 15:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by dimples 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two thumbs down
2007-01-11 15:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scale of 1 to 10
Subject: 4
Delivery: 3 (long winded)
Punchline: 2 (predictable)
2007-01-11 15:14:14 · answer #6 · answered by bleaubyou 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Predictable, but it got a chuckle- I'll toss it a "4" on a 10-scale. :)
2007-01-11 15:44:50 · answer #7 · answered by Kitten_pmr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I'll give a 6
2007-01-13 05:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not bad. I've heard it before. I'd say it's a 5.
2007-01-11 15:11:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haha i like it 9/10
2007-01-11 19:39:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋