2007-01-11 15:08:11 · 12 answers · asked by Lana 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Ok, about the cow thing, I have no idea what you are talking about, you have more issues than I.
Second, nobody did anything to me I just think it's hilarious when people say funny things. You know like persnal pain is funny. You laugh when someone falls how is this different.
2007-01-12 17:46:13 · update #1
Try the truth.
2007-01-11 15:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here are a few:
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?
Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
If you act like an ***, don't get insulted if people ride you.
If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
2007-01-11 23:16:42 · answer #2 · answered by DRP 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alright. This varies... First u got to find something that is sensitive to the person in name. There has to be something whether is it the size of his ears, his sexuality... Once you figure that out, you attack him. Say something like, at least I do not smell like you. What did u do, wallow in the mud like the pig you are? The key thing is to find a habit or antic that he does that is considered irritating or unpleasant to most ppl.
If that fails, try comparing the person to an animal. Say something like, I'm sorry, my ears are not attuned to the barks of a dog. Good luck.
2007-01-11 23:14:12 · answer #3 · answered by nightflowerphil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you ever had any therapy ,did somthing bad happend to you when you were a child,i think you should talk to someone to help you with your issues..that should do it.i dont know what this person did to you but boy im glad im not them im sure they get what they deserve.happy insulting hee hee ha ha i wish i could be a fly on your wall.
2007-01-11 23:26:20 · answer #4 · answered by nicole l 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get over it and move on- or kill them with kindness. At least then you will be able to sleep at night with a clear conscience.
2007-01-12 00:20:06 · answer #5 · answered by allykitty63 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
insult him in front of somebodyelse, enough for them to laugh but not so harsh for the insultee to get mad from the insult, but from the laugh of everyone!
2007-01-11 23:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by doctorhector 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I believe in killing someone with kindness
2007-01-12 02:57:07 · answer #7 · answered by tnbadbunny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have good results calling them HATERS!
Wanna get Busy?
2007-01-11 23:14:19 · answer #8 · answered by KiLLJoY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it depends on the person and what they;re sensitive to
2007-01-11 23:13:32 · answer #9 · answered by leena 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how about?If you were worth anything at all i wouldn't put you on a paper tube and use you to wipe my @$$.
2007-01-11 23:13:08 · answer #10 · answered by No Religion 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋