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2007-01-11 15:06:55 · 11 answers · asked by nmd_elkie 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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You are the rarest ballerina plumb puddings ever to be seen!

Wait, let me explain, there is actually a song about plumb puddings of those colors. Here are the lyrics and the link if you don't believe me (and I wouldn't without checking it out for myself either).

OK, it's not a very good song, so maybe you're the characters on Sesame Street at ballet class. Green = Oscar the Grouch and Kermit the Frog, Yellow = Big Bird, White = Guy Smilie, Black & White: The Count!

Here's the song's lyrics:
Black, White, Yellow and Green

There was an old woman, she kept fat hogs
She made plum puddings, they poisoned the dogs
They were black, white, yellow and green

Black, white, yellow and green
The rarest plum puddings you ever have seen
They were black, white, yellow and green

She took them and dropped them into the pot
She boiled them until they were blazing hot
They were black, white, yellow and green

She baked them until they were blazing red
One was like leather, the other like lead
They were black, white, yellow and green

She took up a pin and pricked the skin
The gravy ran out and the maggots ran in
They were black, white, yellow and green

She took them and put them down on the floor
They each in turn ran out of the door
They were black, white, yellow and green

She took them and put them up on the shelf
If you want any more, you can help yourself
They were black, white, yellow and green

sung by Roy Harris

2007-01-11 15:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by VinM 3 · 1 0

Michael Jackson?

2007-01-11 15:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by Lee W. 5 · 0 0

A Martian,Asian, Afro-American,Caucasian dance troup doing the Nutcracker

2007-01-11 15:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by Sydmom 4 · 0 0

The Cat in The Hat after a feast of green eggs and ham.

2007-01-11 15:16:46 · answer #4 · answered by Alexandra A 2 · 0 0

A penguin that is wearing a yellow and green shirt that just came back from a ballet class.

2007-01-11 15:19:07 · answer #5 · answered by Dancer101 4 · 0 0

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2016-11-23 13:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

You are green, yellow, black, white and wear a tutu?

So you are a multiracial balarina.

2007-01-11 15:13:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A black-burned sunny side up egg that LOVES to dance!

2007-01-11 15:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by Kat 2 · 0 0

Something Different

2007-01-11 15:49:34 · answer #9 · answered by conmat13 2 · 0 0

Now your just confusing me!hahah!

2007-01-11 15:22:10 · answer #10 · answered by sara jo 1 · 0 0

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