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i am too poor to buy tweezers, and i cant fit my finger up there to pry it out. help! its really painful, and im afraid that my nose might rip

2007-01-11 14:46:04 · 13 answers · asked by hansburger022 1 in Health General Health Care First Aid

13 answers

OMG are you for real?

2007-01-11 21:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by >--Trace---> 3 · 0 0

Seriously, you need to go to your nearest Urgent Care and have it removed. It's been in there way too long to remove yourself. The tissues are swollen now and you are running a big risk for an infection. Never mind the cost, just get it out. They are going to have to make sure all of it comes out also. Good luck! Why and how did you do that?

2007-01-12 15:41:17 · answer #2 · answered by Sandy A, RN 3 · 0 0

This sounds like a serious problem. You've got a pine tree growing in your brain and those suckers get BIG.

I suggest you find a comfortable spot with a nice view, once that puppy puts roots out your butt you're going to be there for a long, long time.

2007-01-11 22:50:46 · answer #3 · answered by heart o' gold 7 · 3 0

Wow, sounds like you have a really serious problem. You need to head outside before your butt starts sprouting roots. The bunnies, squirrels & birds are gonna love this. Hope you don't have any animal phobias, because you'll be playing with a lot of them soon Honey.

2007-01-11 23:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by jodi g 3 · 0 0

Hey don't try and get it out with your finger you will only push it up to your brain. but hey it sounds like that might not matter. I'm not even going to ask how or why you have it up there to begin with but I guess it is better that having a hamster up your butt.

2007-01-12 00:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's that dirty mind of yours... the seeds from the pine cone have taken root.

Next year you'll have a Christmas tree growing out of your a&&.

2007-01-11 22:53:58 · answer #6 · answered by geek49203 6 · 0 0

just go to the doctor!!! im sorry but that is hysterical!! howd u do that???

2007-01-11 22:51:55 · answer #7 · answered by :D 3 · 0 0

go to the freaking doctors. dont be stupid.

2007-01-11 22:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by Catherine 2 · 0 0

thats someeeee pinecone...

2007-01-13 11:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

glad its you and not me lol

2007-01-11 22:50:54 · answer #10 · answered by kelly s 1 · 0 0

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