Here's my effort...
"Hello, I've come to tune your piano".
"I didn't call for a piano tuner".
"No, but your neighbours did".
2007-01-11 13:46:37 · 26 answers · asked by Up your Maslow 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I chuckled
2007-01-11 13:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i chuckled a little. ill tel a joke but u really need it to be stand up
when i move up in a building
i choose the lift over escalators
because one time i was riding the ecalator
and i tripped.
i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
2007-01-11 13:52:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two ants were gathering bits of leaves, when along came a kid with a magnifying glass. One ant screamed at the other, "Run! It's the Solar Monster!"
2007-01-11 13:51:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL......I thought you were going to tell that OLD joke:
How do you tune a piano?
You don't.
You tuna fish.
Yours was much better!
2007-01-11 13:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what's black and white, black and white, and black and white? . . , answer: A nun falling down the steps. @"TakeTheseWords" - thanks for that reminder. In 1948, at the same time as i grew to develop into into 5 years previous, I eavesdropped on my older cousin telling yet another boy that humorous tale. I had no idea what it meant. yet, it made them chortle. So i mandatory to make my mom chortle. I went into the residing house and steered her that humorous tale. .......... She steered me to not in any respect say those words decrease decrease back. So for years i presumed the be conscious "Jack" grew to develop into precise right into a grimy be conscious. --- actual tale the better 1/2 humorous tale to that humorous tale in lately grew to develop into into "eek - a bald-headed mouse"
2016-12-02 03:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by cheathem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he! My neighbor plays her organ and both she and the organ needs a tune up!
2007-01-11 13:50:40 · answer #6 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's okay but you really need to work on some more material, cuz I'veheard that one already!
2007-01-11 14:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by Lauren P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's always nice to read/hear people try to make the world a happier place to live in...! Thanks for doing so...God bless you!
2007-01-11 13:55:04 · answer #8 · answered by Marla82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as its clean, keep up the good work
2007-01-11 13:49:45 · answer #9 · answered by annie 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny and he should take advantage.
2007-01-11 13:51:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋