Have you heard the one about the blonde and the alligator?

Question

A blonde was on vacation in the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"
The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge nine-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, fires, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby are seven more

of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
As the shopkeeper stands on the bank, watching in silent amazement, the blonde struggles and flips the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, "Rats! This one's barefoot too!"

Answer 1

i knew blonde roots affected people's brains, but hey, who knows, there night actually be aperson like that..........

Answer 2

This is good 10/10

Answer 3

ha ha ha! thats a good one! i am soooo going 2 tell that at the next party! :) 10/10!

Answer 4

OMG. Probably the funniest blonde joke I've heard. LMAO!!!!

Answer 5

You told this one so much better than I did a few months ago.

Answer 6

Ha ha, good one!

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

good one.blonde's are back.

Answer 9

lol

Answer 10

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