One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger had to take a piss. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down hispants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bit by a snake on my penis go to town and ask the doctor what to do."
So Tontorides to town and goes to the doctor and says "Doctor,Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake what do I do?"
The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and makean x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck outthe venim."
Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks "What did the doctor say?"
Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says
"Doctor say you gonna die!"
2007-01-11 11:46:27 · 21 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're a funny lady Tink!
2007-01-11 11:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Horray for Tonto! hehehe
Actually you are not to cut the X anymore but ....oldie but a goodie.
EWWWWWW! Sorry Lone Ranger but Tonto is right!
I guess you could be a eunuch though if Tonto .....................instead!
2007-01-12 11:11:03 · answer #2 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
. . . . and die he did. Unfortunately for the Lone Ranger, Tonto was NOT funny that way !
2007-01-11 12:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny when I heard it the first few times but it's been told wayyyy too many times - sorry!
2007-01-11 12:22:57 · answer #4 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's when you find out who your real Friends are 10/10
2007-01-11 18:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheers Tink. xx
2007-01-11 11:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by Yeti 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
TONTO, SAY ME NO SUCKER[9/10]
2007-01-11 12:09:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That was funny! 10/10!
2007-01-11 12:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by Darc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think the moral of the story is: Don't pee on snake-infested bushes.
2007-01-11 11:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMGosh! No matter how many times you hear that joke it is still always funny!
2007-01-11 11:59:22 · answer #10 · answered by Popsicle_1989 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋