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2007-01-11 11:38:49 · 9 answers · asked by CUrly girl 2 in Health Other - Health

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u do the hair dryer on your forehead so it makes u feel hott and then u moan and groan and say u dont feel well. it works for me all the time

2007-01-11 11:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by lexi(: 3 · 0 0

Lol Whats the best way to fake sick eh? That is a very strange question it all depends on what you are trying to get out of haha if its school then you could fake a cough but hey it doesnt matter on what you are trying to avoid you will probaly have to do it anyway do you know what i am saying? I hope all goes well ;) and have a great day!

2007-01-11 19:44:18 · answer #2 · answered by Brad J 3 · 0 0

As a kid, if I didn't feel like going to school, I just said, "Mom, I don't wanna go to school today," and she'd say, "O.K. Stay home."

Bosses don't feel that way, of course, ever. When I began work in 1980 for a police dept in a small texas town, I was shocked when the doc we had to see for a physical asked if I had much trouble with bad menstrual cramps. However, when in Rome, do as the Romans do, I ended up figuring.

When I needed a night off, I'd call the desk sargent and mention menstrual cramps. These tough Texas cops in their 50s didn't want to hear about such things. These calls took mere moments. Didn't too often, tho, and thank goodness, cause I never thought to keep track of when I was calling...

2007-01-11 19:51:32 · answer #3 · answered by cassandra 6 · 0 0

Lay in bed and be like, "mom ive been up for HOURS! UGH! i was so sick that i just couldnt get to bed.." and then when she says "no, get up and get breakfast." say "but i dont have an appetite.. i was puking all night long." and then kind of waddle out of bed holding your stomach, and eat a little then go back to bed and be like, "mom. i just cant do it."

2007-01-11 19:43:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you put a small amount of oat meal in the microwave and put chopped carrots really small pieces and stir a lot then spill on the floor and some in your mouth make loud gaging noises and spit it out on the floor

2007-01-11 19:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by elmansour1@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0 0

just stay in the bathroom a real long time and just say you dont feel good.you feel dizzy.

2007-01-19 18:48:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

put a penny in your mouth and it will make the thermomater read that you have a fever

2007-01-18 04:17:36 · answer #7 · answered by amberlynn0607 2 · 0 0

stick finger down throat while calling in sick..you should vomit if you go in deep enough.

2007-01-11 19:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by briano64 2 · 0 0

sleep

2007-01-19 09:40:03 · answer #9 · answered by evi 2 · 0 0

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