A joke you wrote. Not one someone else made up.
2007-01-11 11:33:08 · 10 answers · asked by Jewel 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
when people are like "im counting to three....1....2...." im like "i can count higher!"
2007-01-11 11:40:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A black guy walks right into a bar and looks round, noticing that there are regularly white human beings sitting round ingesting and ingesting. no human being notices him entering, besides the actual incontrovertible fact that he feels a good vibe about the position. He walks over to the bar and takes a seat, looking round for the bartender. He looks round for numerous minutes and then by marvel a horse walks out from the rest room and says "Sorry about that, what am i able to'm getting you?" the guy feels a touch stupid and looks round at different consumers for sniggers or hidden cameras, confident that it truly is a few type of comic tale. After seeing no information, he says "ill have a beer please". the horse reaches less than the bar and pours the guy a beer. the guy, in touch, beverages the beer and then orders yet another. This time the guy is prepared to be certain how the horse is dealing with to pour a beer without hands! He leans ahead on the bar, besides the actual incontrovertible fact that he won't be able to look to lean ahead adequate to be certain. truthfully adequate, he beverages that beer as quickly as he can and maintains to order beer and look over the bar to be certain how the horse manages this feat. After 8 beers the guy has had adequate and makes a decision to open it as a lot as different consumers. waiting for the horse to stroll over to a unique shopper, the guy leans throughout the time of to the guy next to him and quietly asks "Excuse me..whats with the horse?" to which the guy next to him straight away replies "close your face, airborne dirt and mud!"
2016-12-02 03:42:26 · answer #2 · answered by boshell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is like Alex Rodriguez. Overrated, overpaid and can't produce in the clutch.
I think its a pretty good your mama joke, I made it up myself.
2007-01-11 11:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by Robby L 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well i made this up
i get it out my hand goes back and forth on it i do this for a while then when im done i blow it and stuff comes out of it
boy i love playing trombone
lol do you like it my friends were like that is sick till i said boy i love playing trombone
2007-01-11 12:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
knock knock, "who's there?" Denis (the name) "denis who?"
Denis eats bannanas! hahahaha!
i know it doesn't make sence but when i was 6 i thoght it was the funniest joke on the planet. i guess i didn't know how jokes worked. lol
2007-01-11 11:39:24 · answer #5 · answered by Unknown Artist~ 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
My friends and I have A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of jokes that we made up. But they're inside jokes, so even if I sat here and explained every single one of them to you in great detail, you still probably wouldn't get them.
2007-01-11 11:39:37 · answer #6 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat she got hit by a train and said " hey who threw that rock"
2007-01-11 11:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by Pro challenger 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why did the raccoon cross the road???
Because it was stapled to the chicken
2007-01-11 11:50:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is like a fish....she likes to get wet!!!
2007-01-11 11:37:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that guy was so stupid, I had to wear a helmet!
2007-01-11 11:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋