Spider, spider on the wall.
Ain't you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered?
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2007-01-11 11:31:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 pts 4 the 1st correct ans. I will post tomorrow
2007-01-11 12:02:49 · update #1
Now you're stuck you dumb bastard??
2007-01-11 12:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by niki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spider, spider on the wall.
Ain't you got no sense at all?
Can't you see the walls been plastered?
Now you're stuck you silly bastard
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill’s now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ***
Now two of his front teeth are missing
Jack and Jill went up the hill
so Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
cos Jill's a ****** tranny.
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and whispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now its black and crispy
Mary 'ad a little pig
She couldn't stop it gruntin'
She took it down the garden path
And kicked its f**king c**t in!!!!!
My friend Billy
Had a ten foot willy,
He showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
And hit it with a rake
And now its only 4 ft 4.
Hey Diddle, Diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock.
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
She was very very good,
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a
Waterfront condo and a sports car.
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
1000 sticks of dynamite sitting on a wall
And if one stick of dynamite should accidentally fall...
There'll be no sticks of dynamite and no f**king wall
2007-01-11 12:21:10 · answer #2 · answered by lil miss mystery 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's so previous! lol, we could see if i will bear in mind...: jack and jill, went up the hill, to fetch some marjuana, jack have been given severe, unziped his fly and suggested jill do u wanna, jill suggested definite, unziped her gown, and then that they had some exciting, yet stupid jill, forgot the pill, and now they have a son. lol--i've got no longer suggested that for the time of years =D ...this could be a sick nursery rhyme >.<
2016-12-12 09:30:56 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, sorry, I can't finish this funny nursery rhyme because I've never heard of it...the only spider one I kno is the itsy bitsy little spider.
2007-01-11 11:36:37 · answer #4 · answered by Dee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go away you scary lil bastard! Lmao...hahaha well I am sure that was not it but fun ty : ) Oh and btw I never heard of this one before.
2007-01-11 11:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by me! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get up and smush the lil bastard.
2007-01-11 11:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by gypsy_darklady 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
how about you smush the little bastard
2007-01-11 12:24:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your *** off the wall.....
2007-01-11 11:42:21 · answer #8 · answered by J Lo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋