He calls out my name from the dark and says time to go home.. I say "YES, YES LORD IM COMING HOME" Then God asks " CAN I WALK THE STRIGHT AND NARROW PATH""? At this point I'm on my knees begging God to make my burdens more tolerable. After 10 minutes of arguing with the porclien image of his being. I raise to my feet and thank Jesus for letting me survive once again..
2007-01-11 11:28:43 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You should take your religious experiences on the road...you know, visit other churches and preach the porcelain gospel...
perhaps make a few extra bucks.
2007-01-11 11:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by Moxie Crimefighter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must really be drunk. Thank the alcohol in the wine you drink. He is there. Even He was drunk when he asked his disciples to drink the wine with him at the last supper. He told everybody that the wine was His blood and bread his flesh; ain't that a word of a drunk?
And the priests during masses, those are expensive Mompo they call blood of Christ. So, keep drinking.
2007-01-11 19:38:10 · answer #2 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are those who mock Jesus for all to see. The Bible says every knee will bend and everyone will confess that Christ is God. And there will be plenty of begging.
2007-01-11 19:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If this is God ,Maybe you need to stop all the sinning you re doing and O bay his word.How do you know its God maybe it that slop you're putting in your body.Any how , Do what you feel is the best thing to do.Just don't keep telling people it's God and you're not listening to him.Why Don't You Believe?
2007-01-11 19:39:41 · answer #4 · answered by lorraine B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why they call it "spirits".
Wine is the sign of celebration.
Jesus is the truth, the way and the life!
"Hear O Israel, the Lord is our God, the Lord is One"
(Shema Yisrael Adonai eloheinu Adonai ehad)
2007-01-11 19:34:03 · answer #5 · answered by St. Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its probably a police officer who pulled u over for drinking under the influnence who is telling u to walk a straight line...ur probably on ur knees because u fell because of how drunk u r, u probably raise 2 ur feet because the officer pulled u up...:-D
2007-01-11 19:33:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww someone has been hanging with Michael Jackson and drinking the Jesus Juice. I hope you know the diff between good and bad "touching"
2007-01-11 19:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by Joshm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suspect for the same reason my friend thinks she can here gods talking to her when she is stoned on pot. You are high, you are having a hallucination, nothing more.
2007-01-11 19:45:06 · answer #8 · answered by OneBadAsp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is trying to tell you to stop drinking before you die from it! do you know that you can harm the inside of your body like that dude!!!Please listen to God and I will pray for you and your drinking issues.
2007-01-11 19:35:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not God, it's the voices coming out of your heater
2007-01-11 19:31:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋