what are some funny pickup lines like
"If i told you, u had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
2007-01-11 11:22:04 · 11 answers · asked by Antwaan M 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."
You'd probably like this site: http://linesthataregood.com/
2007-01-11 11:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by F.J. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room!
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!
2007-01-11 19:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by STEVE NASH!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are dozens of pickup lines grouped by category.
http://linesthataregood.com/
2007-01-11 19:26:31 · answer #3 · answered by nevisgent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say girl hold on for a minute can i have a couple of words with you say i feel bad I'm so depressed and when she says why say because god sent me an angel too early and i dont think I'm ready to die
2007-01-11 19:29:06 · answer #4 · answered by Dohntaye R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"girl you are like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn. You wanna go out and get some ice cream sometime?" -pick up line, always works
2007-01-11 19:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by lifeagent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just asked a question like this one!
How about, "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
Or, "Are you Jamaican, because Ja Makin' me crazy!"
And then there's, "Is your name Angel, because you look like you fell from heaven."
By the way I don't recommend using any of those.
2007-01-11 19:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by Sir Alex Awesome Valentine, Esq. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I bought an extra pitcher of beer, you want to share?
2007-01-11 19:28:43 · answer #7 · answered by BIZARO99 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most girls dnt like em but if ur wiked good friends nd just jokin
r u jamaican cuz ur ja makin me crazy
is that a mirror in ur pocket cuz i can see myself in ur pants
im like a polar bear i'll break the ice, Hi my name is _______
2007-01-11 19:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best kind of pick up line is NO pickup line. kthnx.
2007-01-11 19:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
is your name summer cause you're hot.
messed up version:
is your name summer cause i want to f*** you.
2007-01-11 19:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by Happy:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋