Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest asks, Is that you, little Johnny?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Father said in a strong voice. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration, You're very tight lipped, Johnny and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get?
Four months vacation and five good leads.
2007-01-11 11:07:24 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that was the funniest thing i have ever heard...nice
2007-01-11 11:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heres another confession joke; billy goes into the coffesional booth and starts off with,in the name of the father and of the son,then he stops ,the priest says what happened to the holy ghost? Billy said oh,hes outside minding my bike! Jan
2007-01-11 11:18:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10
2007-01-11 11:35:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A instructor asked the class to furnish her a real existence occurring and supply the ethical of the story alongside with it.a sprint woman raised her hand and stated "i replaced into at my grandpa's and that i went to the rooster abode to gather eggs in my basket,yet on the some time past to the abode I tripped and broke each and all the eggs." So what's the ethical of the story?" the instructor asked."do no longer positioned all your eggs in one basket" the girl spoke back.Johnny is elevating his hand however the instructor is hesitant to call on him and options yet another boy. He says "i wanted to purchase some new CD's and my grandpa instructed me that i ought to borrow the money and whilst the chicks are born i will sell them and pay the non-public loan,yet a fox have been given interior the rooster abode and ate the chicks till now i ought to get to them" the ethical to the story replaced into "do no longer count variety your chickens till now they hatch" Now Johnny is elevating his hand and without others wishing to take part the instructor reluctantly calls on him. "ok Johnny,whats your tale?" the instructor asks understanding finished properly that it is going to be something clever as^ed. "properly my aunt Karen is a army pilot and her airplane replaced into occurring,on board she had a bottle of whiskey,a machete,and a device gun with 50 rounds of ammo.As she parachuted to the floor she drank the whiskey and on touchdown she replaced into surrounded with tips from a hundred enemy troops,she killed 50 of them with the device gun,killed 30 greater with the machete and the remainder ones along with her bare palms." "properly Johnny it relatively is a few tale,yet what's the ethical? "do no longer fu^pleased with aunt Karen whilst she's been ingesting" replaced into the respond.
2016-10-07 00:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda cute.
2007-01-11 11:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pray tell ... what a sinfully funny joke!!
2007-01-11 11:21:15 · answer #6 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aw man,thats funny,good joke!haha *cheers*
2007-01-11 11:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by janie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that one... my dad emailed it to me a few months ago!
2007-01-11 11:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by Angela M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz that's funny!
2007-01-11 11:21:37 · answer #9 · answered by Dee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol HILARIOUS and i am not just saying that, it was FUNNNNYYYYY by the way ♥
2007-01-11 11:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋