A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse **** onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse **** from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."
2007-01-11 10:37:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny and disgusting!
2007-01-11 11:35:38 · answer #1 · answered by tysexy25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha real funny
2007-01-11 18:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by daniel.gzmn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I laughed...!!
2007-01-11 18:43:26 · answer #3 · answered by Moon Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-01-11 18:43:56 · answer #4 · answered by hamsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!!!
2007-01-11 18:53:12 · answer #5 · answered by helpful friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was a good one!!!
2007-01-11 19:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it ............ alot!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol!!!!!!!! 10/10 =0
2007-01-11 18:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, just love it. ..............
2007-01-11 18:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by P.A.M. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋