Paddy meets up with a girl at a bar & they end up at her place. After a night of torrid sex, Paddy wakes up next morning & starts to get dressed. As he's doing so, he notices a photo of a man on the dresser.The man looks very young and fit & Paddy starts to worry that he might be a jealous boyfriend or husband.The girl is waking up, so Paddy says to her,"Excuse me, but who's that a photo of?" "It's not your husband is it?"
"Oh no," replies the girl."That was me before the operation." :)
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A woman is standing in her front garden talking to her friend when she notices her husband coming home carrying a bunch of flowers.
"Isn't that nice...he's bringing you a bouquet!"
The woman replies, "Yeah great. That means another weekend flat on my back with my feet in the air".
The friend says "What's the matter?Don't you have a vase?"
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You know when you husband comes home&says "I was thinking about you&got you these flowers." What he really means is that he fancies the flower seller.
2007-01-11 10:32:51 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 flies sitting on a turd. one fly says to the other " did you fart?"
2007-01-11 10:43:19 · answer #1 · answered by bender 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's great to be a man because flowers fix everything.
Old florists never die,they make alternative arrangements!!!
2007-01-11 12:23:32 · answer #2 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I,ve heard 1, 2 was really funny, 3 not bad,
2007-01-11 10:38:58 · answer #3 · answered by jo w 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ow you are bad but i like your jokes well done full marks fingers
2007-01-11 19:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That first one was hilarious - my new pub joke :D
2007-01-11 12:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haw-Haw
2007-01-11 10:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the second one was excellenta
2007-01-11 13:40:14 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love the first one babe that good.
2007-01-11 10:37:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good ones.!!!
2007-01-12 04:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-11 10:47:33 · answer #10 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋