him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"
The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street."
Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true. Saint Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven."
The Lawyer said, "Wait, wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter."
Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified. Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."
2007-01-11 09:57:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute. 8/10!
2007-01-11 10:00:35 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny. i got another lawyer one
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
2007-01-11 18:04:25 · answer #2 · answered by morbid_vegetarian 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-11 18:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by philfigures 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ca-ching! LOL!
2007-01-11 18:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by iluvafrica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You good. very funny.
2007-01-11 19:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by do you smell..... what's coo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.
2007-01-11 18:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by KiKi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,nice
2007-01-11 18:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by deathape28 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-12 12:47:47 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSMAO - v.funny
2007-01-11 18:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by mark 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brillianat... i love it.... good one.
more more more.
2007-01-11 18:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by Kate 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋