There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again." So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man " Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."
2007-01-11 09:52:35 · 9 answers · asked by limallama 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty mean but funny! 9/10!
2007-01-11 09:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one that tests the boundaries of tasteless jokes, but I still think there is some humor in it.
"How come Superman couldn't save JFK, Jr?"
"Because he was in a wheelchair"
2007-01-11 18:02:40 · answer #2 · answered by Commander 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How mean is which guy? There are three of them in the story.
It's an ok joke, but told a bit too often here.
2007-01-11 17:57:41 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the guy that fell to the ground was Sideman only it real easy to get a spider drunk and he forgot to spin a web.
2007-01-11 18:00:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, If I were superman, and I wanted some easy money, I guess it would work. But I think I would try a different approach!
2007-01-11 18:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by dragonfly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard one like this. It's funny, but I've heard it before.
2007-01-11 17:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by Chestnut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it, but still a good laugh!
2007-01-11 17:57:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its funny
2007-01-11 18:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by Claudia C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-11 17:59:31 · answer #9 · answered by Volleyfreakk 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋