A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
2007-01-11 09:48:16 · 13 answers · asked by limallama 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! That is so funny...good one...
2007-01-11 09:52:28 · answer #1 · answered by tmac19742002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, beauty is only a light switch away, but if I had to drink like that to see when it was time to go home, I think I would leave! LOL!!!
2007-01-11 18:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by dragonfly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny but mean! 10/10!
2007-01-11 17:55:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo! Hiss!
2007-01-12 21:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as heck. Lurve it muy muy!
2007-01-11 17:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by Nadia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-01-11 17:53:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-01-11 19:50:33 · answer #7 · answered by helpful friend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hillarious!!
2007-01-11 17:58:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one, liked it.
2007-01-11 17:53:38 · answer #9 · answered by Suhmanthuhh(: 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...... that was funny. So why'd he marry her anyway? huh.....
2007-01-11 18:11:14 · answer #10 · answered by KiKi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋