A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
2007-01-11 09:40:25 · 45 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha OMG its funny hahahaha
2007-01-11 09:45:28 · answer #1 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat funny, but reminds me of the joke about the lady in the office who worked too much. She started acting like a light-bulb, and so was sent home. When her blonde co-worker started leaving, the boss asked her why, and she replied that she couldn't work in the dark.
2007-01-11 09:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hysterical. A doctor is making his rounds at the hospital he works at early morning. A nurse walks by and notices that there is a rectal thermometer behind his ear. The nurse walks up to him and informs him of this, to which he replies, "D@mn, some @$$h0le must have my pen!"
2007-01-11 09:50:48 · answer #3 · answered by Nadia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL my friend works in a state hospital. and this is no joke he tells me some of the things they do out there is about right what your joke is saying. Good joke keep them coming.
2007-01-11 09:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not laughing out loud funny but little smirk funny.
2007-01-11 09:44:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha- funny
2007-01-11 12:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by Dancer101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not laugh out loud funny.
2007-01-11 09:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by Jonas_83 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's dry slapstick humor. I thought it was good for that type and sense of humor.
2007-01-11 09:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by tinaj78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a crazy chick loved that one10/10
2007-01-11 19:20:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is really old and has been recycled so many times it is starting to lose it's fun appeal, keep trying.
2007-01-11 09:55:00 · answer #10 · answered by P.A.M. 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Funny! You forgot to mention they were smoking some narcotic to be that crazy! LOL
2007-01-11 09:45:48 · answer #11 · answered by Ms. Chick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋