my flight was being served by a gay flight attendant who put everyone in a good mood as he served their food. As the plane prepared to descend he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly so lovely people could you please put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle he noticed that a well dressed Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle."Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but i asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty pat us on the ground"
She calmly turned her head and said" I am a princess in my own country and i take orders from no one"
To which he replied
"Ok then sweet cheeks in my country i am called a queen and i outrank you so tray up B.i.t.c.h.
2007-01-11 09:36:33 · 25 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
whoa... get em girl! lol...
2007-01-11 09:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10!
2007-01-11 17:41:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
2007-01-12 09:08:17 · answer #3 · answered by Mother Hen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny- iv never had that cool of an experience on a plane, but one time my family and i were flying home and a flight attendant had gone to high school with my dad and she remembered him- it was cute
2007-01-11 17:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by England France 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The punchline wasn't worth the wait, sorry.
2007-01-11 17:40:45 · answer #5 · answered by mark 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a good one i even imagine the arms swishing also and palms raised up.
2007-01-11 18:16:39 · answer #6 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its nice to hear a joke you never heard before, especially an original one.
2007-01-11 17:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-01-11 17:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WOW awesome story!
2007-01-11 17:50:03 · answer #9 · answered by IcanHelpyou:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-01-11 17:41:16 · answer #10 · answered by afling78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a great story
2007-01-11 17:40:09 · answer #11 · answered by Zoey 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋