2007-01-11 09:35:43 · 31 answers · asked by Jack Sprat 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think you ask this every day....yawn yawn yawn..zzzzzzzzzzz
2007-01-11 09:38:06 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So people like you can keep an asking the same stupid question.over and over again. And of course to get some more ideas from other birds as to why a chicken crosses the road.
2007-01-11 17:45:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know
" Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?????"
2007-01-11 17:39:07 · answer #3 · answered by all_roads_lead_home 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because...
The lord said unto the chicken.
Though shalt cross the road!
It is very explicitly mentioned in the old testament 3:23-8.
2007-01-11 18:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by Hate lies 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
The chicken from the last time when someone asked the same question! :P
Let's hope this time he's lost! .... ehehe
2007-01-11 17:59:06 · answer #5 · answered by gabriela_rentea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road roll in the mud and then cross the road again?
because he was a dirty double crosser!.
2007-01-11 17:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by jimmythejock 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side. Why did the hedgehog cross the road ? Answer, To see his flat mate.
2007-01-11 17:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'cos he was stuck up the chickens ****
2007-01-11 17:49:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They had just built yet another Kentucky Clucky on that side of the road.
2007-01-11 17:39:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. But My friend, james, had a signature that said "I wish we lived in a world where chickens motivations weren't questioned."
2007-01-11 17:43:35 · answer #10 · answered by Nadia 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because it couldn't cross its self ! It was RC (roast chicken).
2007-01-11 18:02:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋