2007-01-11 09:26:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
god has six million lips? I'd sure like to meet him.
2007-01-13 13:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by blondes tease, brunettes please 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It has caused you some worry I think. I think his faith will be tested and if you find out where this will happen I would like to witness this scientist Either way I think it is going to be a youtube hit. Theories are what good myths come from.
2007-01-11 18:23:13 · answer #2 · answered by Pablo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the evangelicals are going to mercilessly flame you. Beyond that, it sounds like the sort of pseudo-scientific gobbledygook the thumpers are good at (assuming this isn't a trick question).
2007-01-11 17:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by link955 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God sits inside the Earth with six billion pairs of lips pursed beneath each of our feet, sucking gently.
When we get into an aeroplane, he blows softly for the whole journey, and then sucks us into land.
It's rather lovely.
2007-01-11 17:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, falling has become so complex, what with BASE jumping and all, I mean, someone or something had to create it, right?
2007-01-11 17:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm laughing. I'm not sure what to say. So I'm laughing.
2007-01-11 17:39:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋