Who's the Boss?
When the Lord made man, all the parts of the body argued over who would be boss.
The brain explained that since he controlled all the parts of the body, he should be boss. The legs argued that since they took man wherever he wanted to go, they should be boss. The stomach countered with the explanation that since he digested all the food, he should be boss. The eyes said that without them man would be helpless, so they should be boss. Then the a--hole applied for the job. The other parts of the body laughed so hard at this that the a--hole became mad and closed up.
After a few days...
The brain went foggy, the legs got wobbly, the stomach got ill, and the eyes got crossed and unable to see. They all conceded and made the a--hole boss.
This proved that you don't have to be a brain to be boss...
Just an A--hole.
2007-01-11 09:20:53 · 20 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry but you can't beat "always laughing" (yahoo answers regular)
2007-01-11 09:24:09 · answer #1 · answered by mishnbong 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha that made me laugh :)
Tink - there are a lot of a--hol-- on yahoo tonight who are quick to thumbs down our jokes - wish they would put their jokes on to see how good they are!
2007-01-11 09:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny! 9/10.
2007-01-11 09:26:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that a long time ago, still funny though!
2007-01-11 09:27:18 · answer #4 · answered by Courtlyn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx for that. now i can tell who ever called me an a-hole that without me,they wouldnt live.
2007-01-11 09:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You make me raf! Ra Ra Ra
2007-01-11 09:25:56 · answer #6 · answered by Janso 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
that's so true
how many brains do you see in positions of power?
none
but how many assholes?
2007-01-11 09:27:00 · answer #7 · answered by limallama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aye and i know a few of them!
2007-01-11 09:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by Tonto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before in fact i'm sure someone posted it on here. your going to have to try much harder
2007-01-11 09:26:58 · answer #9 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOpe not this one tink.....all the other ones thumbs up.........
2007-01-12 11:15:05 · answer #10 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋