A farmer bought a rooster for his hens one day, but when he turned the rooster loose it began doing what comes natural,but not only to the other chickens but to all the other farm animals as well. This strange activity went on for several days and finnally one morning the farmer seen the rooster laying on the ground still as could be then the farmer walked up to the rooster and said " rooster, I knew if you kept this up you would end up screwing yourself to death.Just then the rooster whispered as he is pointing to the sky "shhh, crows".
2007-01-11 09:07:01 · 4 answers · asked by onenotchoff 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha
its funny when the rooster say "shhhhhh, crows"
it fooled the farmer that time.
:))
2007-01-11 09:15:06 · answer #1 · answered by Yeyinde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke is great ...thank-you for the giggle,,,,
but a slight improvement????
he points to the sky and says shhhhhsssh...I'm pretending to be dead ...
and the vultures are getting nearer....hehehe.....now go!
2007-01-11 17:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by yahoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-01-11 17:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!! that's soo funny!!
2007-01-11 17:16:53 · answer #4 · answered by John Cena's BIGGEST fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋