2007-01-11 09:00:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Did you hear about the Blonde who used a Silencer to shoot the mime?
Did you hear about the Blonde who was assigned to the Snowplow job Did not show up because it took her all day to figure out how to get to work.
2007-01-11 09:10:25 · answer #1 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A blonde got pulled over by a blonde cop, the cop asked the blonde driver for her license and registration and the blonde said what is a license? the cop said it is something that has a picture of you on it, so the driver searched through her purse and pulled out a mirror and handed it to the cop. the cop looked at it and said " oh my, if i knew you were a cop i wouldn't have pulled you over!"
it is kinda corny but i thought it was funny cause she saw her own reflection
2007-01-11 17:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by nona b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is a blonde brunette and a red head in a store. The police comes and the blonde hides in a potato sack the brunette hides in the dog food and the red head hides in a shelf. When the police search they get to the shelf. The red head is quiet and the police moves on to the dog food. The brunette stays quiet. Finally the police move on to the potatoes and ask is any one hear and hear potatos
2007-01-11 17:09:51 · answer #3 · answered by ronaldo5plus3 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is a brunette's mating call? Has the blonde left yet?
2007-01-11 22:29:42 · answer #4 · answered by nice day 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
2007-01-11 17:21:29 · answer #5 · answered by Gary S 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference between a blonde in church and one in the bath? One has hope in her soul, and the other has soap.....
2007-01-11 17:09:34 · answer #6 · answered by rand a 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋