In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to
get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified
by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed
WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice
feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent ofspring flower to his unbelievable
pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is
tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its
pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he >>>exclaimed.
The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The ATR button is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow!
MEN NEVER LISTEN!!!
2007-01-11 08:57:55 · 30 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ouch, horrible but funny
2007-01-11 09:00:16 · answer #1 · answered by ayalaimd1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what if a woman pressed the atr button but was sat to far forwerd maybe she had short legs or somet but would it stab up her brown eye and pull out a half digested plum.
2007-01-11 09:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha sad but true men never do listen
2007-01-11 09:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by nita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Long
2007-01-11 09:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by Antman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! So true!
2007-01-11 09:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have to admit thats really funny
but really stupid who in the hell
would make a button like that?
2007-01-11 09:02:45 · answer #6 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bought a smile to my face
2007-01-11 09:21:45 · answer #7 · answered by davie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.
2007-01-11 09:03:17 · answer #8 · answered by Steven C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-12 05:10:12 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! nice one, this tells guys well, they dnt listen! and temtations too, funny too, aww.... i feel srry for that guy,
2007-01-11 09:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by samui_cloud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋