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A man in a bar
has a couple of beers, and the bartender tells him he owes $8.


"But I already paid you! Don't you remember?" says the
customer.

"Okay," says the bartender, "if you said
you paid, then I suppose you did."

The man then goes outside
and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of
whether his customers have paid or not. The second man then rushes in,
orders a beer, and later pulls the same stunt.

The barkeep replies,
"Okay, if you said you paid, then I suppose you did."

The
customer then goes outside, sees a friend, and tells him how to get free
drinks.The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.
Some time later, the bartender leans over and says, "You know, a funny
thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid,
and both claimed that they had paid. The next guy who tries that stunt is
going to get his ***...."

The man interrupts, "Don't
bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I'll be
on my way."

2007-01-11 08:52:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

what's the name of that bar i could do with another drink lol 10/10

2007-01-11 10:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes very good

2007-01-11 09:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

blonde was he 10/10

2007-01-11 09:04:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

10 outta 10....keep em coming.

2007-01-11 09:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0 0

THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY +10

2007-01-11 08:58:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahaha, thats funny

2007-01-11 08:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0 0

hahahaha pretty goood

2007-01-11 09:28:34 · answer #7 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0 0

lol...very good !

2007-01-11 09:51:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cute...

2007-01-11 09:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by Some Chick 5 · 0 0

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