2007-01-11 08:26:59 · 23 answers · asked by mimi2424 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your momma's so fat when she puts on a red dress and walks outside all the kids yell "KOOL-AID" and run after her.
Also,
Your momma's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
2007-01-11 08:30:42 · answer #1 · answered by Hobbes 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your mama is so fat that she went on an see food diet when she sees food she eats it
yo mama so fat she eat the buchet of chicken on the roof of KFC
Yo mama so fat she uses a highway 4 a slip-n-slide
yo mama so skinny that people use her ribs as cheese shredders
yo mama so poor that when I go to her house and ask where the bathroom is she says,"third bucket on the left."
yo mama is so fat that when she is in canada all she has to do is take one step and she is in New York again
yo mama is so fat that when she goes to japan all the japenese people scream,"Godzilla!!!!!"
yo mama is so skinny and brown that when she walked into the bar the bartender screamed "somone dragged a stick in here through it back out"
2007-01-11 18:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by Demetrius W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up...
Yo mama so fat she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone...
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions...
2007-01-11 16:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by Angel_Cakes24 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
2007-01-11 16:41:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people calls taxi.
Yo momma so old that she watch the passion of the christ live.
Yo momma so tall that when she does a cartwheel she kicks Jesus in the chin.
Yo momma so short that she was models as a trophy.
Yo momma so stupid that she bring a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma so poor that she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
2007-01-11 16:35:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama so poor - she has to go to KFC and lick other peoples' fingers
2007-01-11 18:08:31 · answer #6 · answered by kymshelton@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(u kinda need me to sing the last part of this)
when your family was in the front yard a man walked by and threw his cigarette butt still on fire by the door and YO MAMA got up and screamed clap yo hands stomp yo feat alleluia we got heat!
2007-01-11 16:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by alessandra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, i slept with yo mama now it burns when i pee!!!!
2007-01-11 17:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so cross eyed that she can read two books at one time.
2007-01-11 16:37:22 · answer #9 · answered by aseel_rteimeh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one's from the Nutty Professor-
Yo Mamma's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on top of the *****!
2007-01-11 16:33:56 · answer #10 · answered by Little miss naughty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so hairy that when she's on the beach...she takes her towel off and everyone runs screamming "big foot!"
2007-01-11 16:32:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋