If you come up with the funniest joke then you get best answer.
2007-01-11 08:17:23 · 21 answers · asked by jake r 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to fish were swimming and ran into a cement wall. one looks to the other and says "dam!"
2007-01-11 08:20:25 · answer #1 · answered by Smagdiver93 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a bar with an octopus under his arm. He sets the octopus on a stool next to him and announces: "This is an amazing octopus. I'll bet anyone in this bar $50 that this octopus can play any instrument set in front of it."
None of the people could believe this, so one guy brought up a guitar. The octopus took hold of the guitar and started picking away, better than Jimi Hendrix. The man took $50 from the guitarist. Next someone brings up a trumpet. The octopus started playing the trumpet, better than Herb Alpert. The man won another $50 from the trumpeter. Then some guy brought up some bagpipes. The octopus picked up the bagpipes for a minute and, looking a little puzzled, set them down again.
"Can't you play the bagpipes?" asked the man. "Play it?" said the octopus, "I'm gonna screw it as soon as I figure out how to get its pajamas off."
2007-01-11 16:21:06 · answer #2 · answered by JarJarBinks 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why was a man found in a bathroom stall with a poo covered penis in his eye?
The guy got his arm chopped off by a train and and got one of those new shiny robotic arms. He was sitting on the crapper at the office and decided why not try out the new arm with some good ol' masterbation. The arm is voice activated, so he saiys, "jerk me off". So it does it's thing. After a while he's yelling "faster, faster!" until finally the arm rips his penis right off. Astounded, the man yells, "F*** Me!, Look at this S***!"
2007-01-11 16:30:23 · answer #3 · answered by ppc422 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a man driving down the road.
A woman's driving up the same road.
They pass each other and the woman yells out the car window, “PIG!”
The man yells back at her out his window, “*****!”
The man rounds the next curve and crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.
2007-01-11 16:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by Jen 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I gave you an online fish,in order for it to live,put your computer into water :P
not funny enough I guess...in fact not funny at all...but damn I'm sweet! :)
have a great day and take care of the fishieee.
2007-01-11 16:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a bald one? It takes extra time hollowing out the head! "Now THAT'S funny! I don't care WHO ya are!"
2007-01-11 16:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not funny, just strong...but smell isn't everything. (The next joke is original...have fun with it) Do you know how we keep men on horses in Texas? Jockystraps!
2007-01-11 16:22:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree?
A: It was stapled to the monkey.
2007-01-11 16:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by Sam C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a joke about frogs with no legs?
A lame joke
*slaps thigh repeatedly*
ahahahahaha no.
2007-01-11 16:23:18 · answer #9 · answered by shoo-bop. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats what people tell me..i dont wanna be conceaded? Whatever that means..
2007-01-11 16:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by Meghan J 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋