assuming you don't know what you're doing of course?
2007-01-11 08:17:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
I would avoid cocaine or methamphetamine. You're going to need a steady hand and mind. Other than that, follow those directions you got off the Internet and everything will come out fine.
2007-01-11 08:22:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first thing to do is take a double dose of your Haldol and Thorazine prescriptions- then sleep and call your psychiatric care provider when you wake up. The bomb will not only be disarmed but gone all together!
2007-01-11 16:27:14 · answer #2 · answered by Val W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First off you need a really tall ladder. as most nuclear BOMBS are set for an airburst altitude of a couple thousand feet. to maximize the blast radius.
2007-01-11 16:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by CG-23 Sailor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you're not allergic to anything (except death)
Don't cough (out of either end)
But MOST importantly, DON'T team up with the guy on the left (in the link below).
2007-01-11 16:39:09 · answer #4 · answered by Blah? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 how did i get here
2 what the hell am i doing
3 how do i get the casing open
4 where is the core
5 whos life is more important mine or everyone else
my vote is my life so this is where i steal a truck and get as far way as possible a ground burst radius is quite small in comprison to Air so ill be driving as fast as i can away from it. screw everyone else.
2007-01-11 17:22:05 · answer #5 · answered by keefer_monster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear running shoes and make sure you wear "hot gloves" no sense getting shocked in the process of becoming a hero! Make funeral arrangements just incase your head gets blown to bits.
2007-01-11 16:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That you will be vaporized instantly if it goes off. But I like nukes so I would grow a garden around it and maybe paint it a nice color.
2007-01-11 16:31:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sleep the night before at a Holiday Inn....
2007-01-11 16:25:06 · answer #8 · answered by garyb1616 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's the BLUE wire to cut
2007-01-11 16:31:26 · answer #9 · answered by Bryan K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut the red wire and not the blue one. ;)
Why would you want to take one apart?
2007-01-11 17:02:16 · answer #10 · answered by member_of_bush_family 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋