This couple has been married for 20 years now and have begun to realize that their marriage is on the rocks. They decide to go to a marriage counselor to patch things up. While there, the counselor asks the wife,
"So, after 20 years of marriage, what do you and your husband have in common?"
She thinks for a few moments, glances at her husband, and then at the ceiling and finally says, "Wow...I haven't really thought about it. I can't think of anything."
The counselor says, "That's fine. That's what we're here for." He turns to the husband and asks the same question: "So, what do you and your wife have in common after 20 years of marriage?"
The husband quickly glances at his wife and gives her this wry smile and says "We both don't suck d***!"
2007-01-11 07:58:47 · 12 answers · asked by scoobydoo316316 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO!!!! i thought he was gonna say "we both cant think of nething or something cheesy" that was gold thanks
2007-01-11 08:06:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-01-11 16:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by Jude M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good joke.
2007-01-11 16:29:37 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like my marraige!
2007-01-11 16:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad It didn't suck HaHA
2007-01-11 16:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jamie D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehee. I wasn't expecting that but i think it's funny. Good one!
2007-01-11 16:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! Was not expecting that one!! LOL Good one!
2007-01-11 16:04:40 · answer #7 · answered by Bella 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was alrgiht
2007-01-11 16:19:18 · answer #8 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-01-11 16:03:03 · answer #9 · answered by akband 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
2007-01-11 16:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by ninapreciosa4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋