You looked a lot like my wife
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
2007-01-11 07:40:58 · 12 answers · asked by mrs microchipper 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent joke
2007-01-11 07:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by robertonereo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats about a 3 out of 10
2007-01-11 07:44:51 · answer #2 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked but I'm easily amused. No, seriously was quite good.
2007-01-11 07:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
eh.. worth a chuckle
2007-01-11 07:43:44 · answer #4 · answered by Konrad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well it's kool but not cracking enough. Its good though.
2007-01-11 07:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is true it was me10/10
2007-01-11 08:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good!!
2007-01-11 07:45:02 · answer #7 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-11 07:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehhe...good pick up line...............LOL
2007-01-11 07:48:20 · answer #9 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-11 08:15:54 · answer #10 · answered by bottle of rum 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋