What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 45 lbs.
What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 45 minutes.
2007-01-11 07:37:56 · 11 answers · asked by Jessica T 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-11 07:50:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one is ok but the second one is so funny!
2007-01-11 15:49:34 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do brides wear white.
the dish washer should match the fridge and the stove.
2007-01-11 15:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by ... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, the 2nd one was sooo funny!!
2007-01-11 15:43:47 · answer #4 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one is mildly funny, but not entirely true. the second one is neither funny nor true
2007-01-11 15:43:09 · answer #5 · answered by Konrad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the second one...
2007-01-11 16:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*falls off chair laughing*
2007-01-11 15:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by Dianne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he haww hee haw snort snort?
2007-01-11 19:12:50 · answer #8 · answered by Bones 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol That is a good one!!!
2007-01-11 15:46:01 · answer #9 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one
2007-01-11 16:11:35 · answer #10 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bot true.
2007-01-11 15:52:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋