An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
2007-01-11 07:22:49 · 5 answers · asked by Made in America 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha,ha,ha, ILMAO....lol!
2007-01-11 07:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope that won't be the last one cause that's hilarious!!
2007-01-11 15:27:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheheheeheee!! Please don't let it be the last cos this joke is a real cracker!! Thumbs up!
2007-01-11 15:32:40 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2007-01-11 15:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude that is SO LAME!!!!
2007-01-11 15:32:07 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋