A feller goes to the doctors the doctor says"hello what can i do for you?" to which the man replies in an embarrased tone "I cant tell you it's too embarrassing" to which the doc says"I have been in the medical proffession for so long I no longer get embarrassed or shocked by my patients" so the man drops his trousers and turns round to show the doctor his bum hole, which was battered and bruised and about two foot wide. "jesus christ!!"said the doctor "what on gods earth happened to yer A-hole???" the man replied "I was on safari in africa and in the night I was unfortunate enough to be raped by an elephant" the doctor scratches his head and says"but I have allways been under the impression an elephants penis was very long and very thin,not two foot wide" " I know said the feller but the bast4rd fingered me first"
2007-01-11 07:21:19 · 11 answers · asked by t00t5 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO.....nice one babes
2007-01-11 07:22:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful animal jokes..You're keen on animals. Here is an animal and atheist funny story. An atheist was once strolling by means of the woods one day in Alaska admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic bushes ! What a powerful river ! What attractive animals!" he stated to himself. As he walked alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes in the back of him. Turning to appear, he saw a thirteen foot Kodiak bear beginning to charge towards him. He ran as quick as he would down the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear used to be speedily closing on him. Come what may he ran even rapid, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He appeared once more and the bear used to be even nearer. His heart pounding in his chest he tried to run even rapid yet. But sadly, he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to prefer himself up he saw the undergo achieving for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to provide a killing blow. "OH MY GOD !" he pleadingly screamed. Time stopped. The undergo froze. The forest used to be silent. Even the powerful river stopped flowing. A awesome mild shone upon the person and a thunderous voice came from all around, "YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS. YOU coach OTHERS THAT i do not EXIST. YOU EVEN credit score creation to a few COSMIC ACCIDENT. DO YOU count on ME TO support YOU OUT OF THIS situation? AM I TO depend YOU AS A BELIEVER? " difficult because it used to be, the atheist appeared instantly into the light and mentioned, "it could be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian in the end these years and under these instances but maybe you could make the bear a Christian? " "VERY well" mentioned the voice. The sunshine went out. The river ran. The sounds of the woodland resumed. The enormous undergo dropped down on his knees, introduced both paws collectively, bowed and spoke............ "Lord, thanks for this meals which i'm about to obtain."
2016-08-10 11:45:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a classic. One of the best I've heard to date.
2007-01-11 07:29:52 · answer #3 · answered by GenetteS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL the funniset joke EVER
2007-01-12 10:30:22 · answer #4 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
randy bugger that elephant and what a hole 10/10
2007-01-11 08:00:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great!! But kindda gross to picture it...
2007-01-11 07:38:29 · answer #6 · answered by Cubanita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh, good one, i liked that ... made me laff
2007-01-11 07:29:00 · answer #7 · answered by tonywuzere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-11 07:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one.
2007-01-11 07:25:51 · answer #9 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty funny
2007-01-11 07:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋