Grind them up and use them to help fertilize your garden. Organic matter always helps a little.
Plant them and see if they will grow into Toenail trees.
Replace the shredded coconut in your step-mother's kitchen and make sure you are absent the day she serves cake for dessert.
Paint them green and glue them onto a cone (pointy ends facing down) to make a unique, and disturbing, Christmas decoration.
Put enough in a plastic sphere and seal the sphere. Attach a handle to make a rattle.
Glue them on your fingernails to make them seem longer. Paint over to cover the seams.
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answered by LadyDragon 3
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Our nails are made from stuff called keratin. This is identical to hooves and horns. At the garden centre there are bags of 'hoof & horn' which is used as a fertilizer.
I suggest you collect your finger nail clippings too so that you can grow excellent food crops.
The 'hoof & horn' is an important ingredient in 'John Innes' composts - especially for potting composts:
http://www.gardeningdata.co.uk/soil/john_innes/john_innes.php
You will need many clippings so involve your friends and the guys at the pub. Ideally you will invent a way to convert the clippings into a powder - offer a prize at the pub for the best suggestion.
There may be questions asked about your sanity but you will have a productive garden.
2007-01-11 15:21:58
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answered by bumperbuffer 5
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Send them to me. I will feed them to the old crow women who live next door to me.
2007-01-14 12:07:53
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answered by David S 2
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art? seen worse in some galleries may need a few though maybe your mates can help out?!
2007-01-11 15:15:10
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answered by CARLA G 1
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Well done for trying to be environmental,but its disgusting to do anything other than bin them!!!
2007-01-14 19:22:41
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answered by Julie Mac 2
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Eat 'em. Good protein.
2007-01-11 15:16:56
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answered by J.R. 6
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they taste lovely in a stew
2007-01-11 15:21:02
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answered by Anonymous
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toast them and eat them lol
2007-01-11 15:18:12
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answered by amie s 2
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you scare me
2007-01-11 15:17:03
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answered by of_the_moon 3
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