This male trucker comes around a curve where he passes a female trucker going the opposite direction & the male trucker leans out his window & yells "*****! pig! ho!" at her..... the female trucker fingers him, rounds the curve & hits a police car, injuriing the police dog & officer arresting a prostitute.
2007-01-11 09:30:38
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answer #1
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answered by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6
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A tough old cowboy told his grandson that the secret to long life was sprinkling a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.
The grandson did this religiously and, sure enough, lived to the ripe old age of 93. When he died, he left behind 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium!
(from the Readers Digest- Carolyn Javaux)
2007-01-13 12:27:57
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answered by territizzyb 3
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Where does the lone ranger take his garbage?
To the dump to the dump to the dump dump dump...
2007-01-11 15:17:24
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answered by billy_spell 2
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your avatar is so sexy
2007-01-11 15:31:51
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answered by Anonymous
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