Jack and Jill went up the hill
they each had a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents
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10 pts for the right answer.
2007-01-11 06:59:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you think they went for water?
\Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pale of water,
God knows what they did up there,
They came back with a daughter.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ***,
And now two of his front teeth are missing.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
Each one had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents,
Do you think they went for water?
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
For just an itty bitty.
Jill is now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill,
So now they've got a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
With a little peg of brandy.
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it's Jack, and Jill, and Andy.
2007-01-11 07:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by billy_spell 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jack and Jil went up the hill
they each had a quarter
Jill came down with fifty cents
cuz Jack had hopped the border.
2007-01-11 15:12:01 · answer #2 · answered by D H 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And Jack had a big smile on his face.
2007-01-11 15:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by drawman61 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jack rolled down and was dead.
And Jill said,"What cha get, you whore!"
2007-01-11 15:04:20 · answer #4 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What Billy above me said!
2007-01-11 15:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by Moose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...and still made Jack fetch the water.
2007-01-11 15:03:18 · answer #6 · answered by Sherbert 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋