Father O'Mally is preparing for his surmon on the 10 commandments when he sees Murphy walk in and sit in the back. Murphy's never been to mass in his 33 years, so after the service Father O'Mally goes to Murphy.
"Murphy me boy, I've naught seen you in service once! What made you come in today?"
"Well Father" says Murphy "I must confess, I only came because I misplaced me hat a week ago and it's me favorite hat. The next day I noticed Flannery had a hat that looked just like the one I'd lost! So, knowing that Flannery never misses a Mass, and knowing he'd have to take his hat off and likely leave it near the back, I'd planned to wait till the Sermon was in progress and take me hat back, but you're surmon made me change my mind."
"Oh" Father said knowingly, "so when I was talking about Thou Shall Not Steal I touched upon your conscience, eh?"
"No Father" says Murphy "when you were talking about Thou Shall Not Commit Adultry 'twas when I remembered where I'd misplaced me hat!"
2007-01-11 06:55:37 · 7 answers · asked by Fayte 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! that one really cracked me up!
2007-01-11 07:06:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe.So flannery must got it from there too,shame on you Flannery I must tell his wife lol
2007-01-11 07:02:32 · answer #2 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-11 07:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by tease :-) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my
naughty boy!
2007-01-11 07:00:06 · answer #4 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WELL...............
Did Murphy repent?
2007-01-11 07:05:32 · answer #5 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao !
2007-01-11 07:21:57 · answer #6 · answered by MK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhah lol good one!!!
2007-01-11 06:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋