...in the Flying Spahgetti Monster, or the Invisible Pink Unicorn, or both?
2007-01-11 06:51:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think it's obvious that the FSM exists, because we have pasta at my house almost every day, but I'm not so certain about the IPU. I mean, it would depend on what shade of pink she is.
2007-01-11 06:52:19 · update #1
Both! Though I think that the IPU is OBVIOUSLY a lesser deity. I mean... it JUST goes invisible? So what? Harry Potter can do that with an aptly applied magical cloak. The FSM, however, can touch people with Hid Noodly Appendage™. Does the IPU have a Noodly Appendage™?
No.
No.
2007-01-11 06:53:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
So you haven't seen the FSM, or the IPU? Well look... Im hungry and there is no FSM over here so could you drop the dime, tell him to come to Cleveland, OH and give me some spaghetti. Why does the shade of this unicorn matter. maybe it's more like a purple or plum. P could stand for anything and if you've never seen it how do you know?
2007-01-11 07:48:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I question that the pasta on my plate was from the FSM or from man. No one can prove to me that the FSM and IPU do not exist although I they can't prove to me that they DO exist. I'll have to wave the agnostic flag again.
*Pasta MAY have originated with the FSM but that does not prove to me that the FSM created it. The only proof that FSM exists is the word of man saying that the FSM exists! I do have some faith but that does not mean I'm incapable of questioning the existence of the FSM.
2007-01-11 07:07:36 · answer #3 · answered by Pico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once you've stepped in a big pile of Invisible Pink Unicorn poo, you'll never doubt its existence again.
As for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, there is concrete proof of his existence. What proof? Blood is red. Spaghetti sauce is red. Coincidence? I think not. The FSM is life.
2007-01-11 06:57:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
There is evidence for the existence of the Invisible Pink Unicorn in the Book of Renovations.
2007-01-11 06:55:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'm usually careful with beliefs that I know little about but the Invisible Pink Unicorn is someone that I fell could actually be god.
2007-01-11 06:59:24 · answer #6 · answered by *duh* 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Personally I'm a believer in the celestial teapot orbiting a distant planet-I have no evidence for it of course but that just puts me on a par with Christians.
2007-01-11 06:55:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sleep tight tonight. There are no monsters left on earth. I trained my dog to eat them all!
2007-01-11 06:58:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pasta is a carbohydrate, Unucorn is meat protein!
2007-01-11 06:56:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both, hey you forgot the Santa Clause, and the Easter Bunny!
2007-01-11 07:08:25 · answer #10 · answered by Dr.True 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋